Like yeah, that's it, Llama!Chiron can't even fly into a rage or anything, though he does lift his head and give Claude a look as if to say you could not choose someone not in the middle of an identity crisis??
Which is why Claude is gonna get a gentle, if reprimandful headbutt B| It ain't gonna hurt but it's not like the LLAMA CAN TALK]
Y'know what, we're gonna say they're out in the forest because then the llama picks up a stick
and begins to write with excruciating slowness because it's a bit difficult to write with a stick in your mouth and you can barely see what the letters are--]
Also I'm switching to his actual icons since Claude clearly knows who this is
and tempted as Chiron is to headbutt him again for his crimes, he knows the other was just acting within the rules. He'll drop his stick and just... lay down for a bit.
It's fine, he's a llama. He is allowed a moment of rest because what else is he gonna do for now.]
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(PLEASE THIS IS SO AWKWARD)
I only had one item to use and its... well, maybe its not convenient but it's mostly harmless?
I think.
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Like yeah, that's it, Llama!Chiron can't even fly into a rage or anything, though he does lift his head and give Claude a look as if to say you could not choose someone not in the middle of an identity crisis??
Which is why Claude is gonna get a gentle, if reprimandful headbutt B| It ain't gonna hurt but it's not like the LLAMA CAN TALK]
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(A LLAMA IS CLOSE ENOUGH TO A HORSE??? Unfortunately
This horse is also going through an identity crisis
BUT ITS CLOSE ENOUGH IN THEORY)
Look, I'm really sorry.
(LIKE GENUINELY you have never seen a more sorry protag)
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Y'know what, we're gonna say they're out in the forest because then the llama picks up a stick
and begins to write with excruciating slowness because it's a bit difficult to write with a stick in your mouth and you can barely see what the letters are--]
H o W l o n G
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... I don't know. Hopefully it wears off sooner than later, though. That's why I did it right away instead of waiting.
(MORE TIME to wear off... please.)
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Also I'm switching to his actual icons since Claude clearly knows who this is
and tempted as Chiron is to headbutt him again for his crimes, he knows the other was just acting within the rules. He'll drop his stick and just... lay down for a bit.
It's fine, he's a llama. He is allowed a moment of rest because what else is he gonna do for now.]
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I'm really sorry, Teach.
(How does one console a llama? Petting him seems rude so he'll just... Stay close. )
Here's hoping it passes soon but... Look, if I can help or do anything... And we address everything whenever this wears off, too...
(HE'S SO SORRY.)