(And there's another thing they can agree on. People don't just come up with whole songs like that out of no where. Even if they were able to compose a song, to write one about something like? That's tactless.
It's something they'll have to look into later,)
We'll have to ask our masked friends about it when we see them again.
(Ah,)
Huh? Oh, this. (He holds up his hand,) Would you believe it? A squirrel bit me this morning. I always thought they were friendly woodland creatures but I guess that goes to show you can't judge based on preconceived notions.
I even said sorry before I messed with it...
(It's actually embarrassing!!! Why couldn't he have been bitten by something cooler!!)
It had something under all of its acorns. There was a piece of cloth... I think it might have come from the body, actually. It was all dirty and covered in blood but I couldn't really get a good look at it because the other group started screaming.
(A beat,)
Don't worry, don't worry, I didn't get any of mine on it.
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It's something they'll have to look into later,)
We'll have to ask our masked friends about it when we see them again.
(Ah,)
Huh? Oh, this. (He holds up his hand,) Would you believe it? A squirrel bit me this morning. I always thought they were friendly woodland creatures but I guess that goes to show you can't judge based on preconceived notions.
I even said sorry before I messed with it...
(It's actually embarrassing!!! Why couldn't he have been bitten by something cooler!!)
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[Y'all. It's a squirrel. It thinks about nuts and how to escape predators.]
Were you able to wash the bite properly?
[-- Actually scratch that. The other question is:]
And why were you close enough to a squirrel that it was able to bite you?
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(He knows how to take care of himself!)
It had something under all of its acorns. There was a piece of cloth... I think it might have come from the body, actually. It was all dirty and covered in blood but I couldn't really get a good look at it because the other group started screaming.
(A beat,)
Don't worry, don't worry, I didn't get any of mine on it.