It had something under all of its acorns. There was a piece of cloth... I think it might have come from the body, actually. It was all dirty and covered in blood but I couldn't really get a good look at it because the other group started screaming.
(A beat,)
Don't worry, don't worry, I didn't get any of mine on it.
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[Y'all. It's a squirrel. It thinks about nuts and how to escape predators.]
Were you able to wash the bite properly?
[-- Actually scratch that. The other question is:]
And why were you close enough to a squirrel that it was able to bite you?
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(He knows how to take care of himself!)
It had something under all of its acorns. There was a piece of cloth... I think it might have come from the body, actually. It was all dirty and covered in blood but I couldn't really get a good look at it because the other group started screaming.
(A beat,)
Don't worry, don't worry, I didn't get any of mine on it.